I’m not talking about hitting and quitin’ or lovin’ and leavin’. This features my Top 10 lovely ladies of the silver screen that I would love to bed and desperately try to slip one past the goalie. I’ll make you stuck with me for life giiirl!
10. Jessica Chastain_____________________________________________________________
Everytime The Debt or Zero Dark Thirty plays on HBO I can’t stand how hot Jessica Chastain is. I’m not normally a red head guy but I’d punch my grandma in the face for this delightful delicacy.
9. Rachel Weisz________________________________________________________________
Sure, she’s a mature pick at 43 years old, but there is nothing wrong with Rachel Weisz. I also doubt that I’m alone on this one, have you seen how many variations of the MILF category there are on Tube Kitty. Check her out in the Bourne Legacy and tell me you wouldn’t.
8. Leighton Meester_____________________________________________________________
I’ve always had a thing for Ms. Meester and you should too after looking at these pics and watching her in one of my favorite sick day movies Monte Carlo.
7. Yvonne Strahovski____________________________________________________________
I’ve loved her since she was on the television show ED. I’ve got a thing for hot blondes and a picture is worth a thousand words in this case. Just imagine riding the Matterhorn at Disneyland with this baby face sitting between your legs.
6. Mila Kunis__________________________________________________________________
Mila Kunis is a little Soviet Union bombshell who’s been on my radar since her post 70s Show rebirth. She’s been drooled over by the media for a while now and you can add me to that list. She’s a spicy little thing who’s Iron Curtain isn’t safe when I’m around.
5. Blake Lively_________________________________________________________________
Blake Lively first caught my attention in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants when she was running around in a ponytail and soccer outfit kicking balls and whining about girl things. That’s an excellent hangover movie by the way….Since then this Gossip Girl has blossomed into big gold hoop wearing, tight white jean sporting, naked pictures for Leo sharing allure of the audience. 2016 – The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties…Do it…Do it….
4. Katy Perry__________________________________________________________________
I met Katy Perry once before she was famous. She had just released her single Ur So Gay and it wasn’t getting radio play yet. She came into the office of the company I was working at dressed like a girl who just got off a shift at Hot Dog on a Stick. Now this DD songstress has been glamorized by the Hollywood machine and boy did they do a good job. Katy Perry has the wild and crazy exterior with the innocent, good girl buried beneath the make-up and hair dye. I wonder if she likes to tussle…I would love to tussle with those big naturals.
P.S. She had a movie in theaters, so I don’t want to hear it.
3. Zooey DesChanel_____________________________________________________________
Zooey DesChanel is one of those girls that I yell at the tv screen when she starts taking off her shirt or pants. I feel like the producers are taking advantage of her writing those types of scenes just so they can sneak a peek. “She’s not that type of girl” I scream, as I cover my eyes but part my fingers. She’s the type of girl that you just want to hold her hand….well…maybe just for the first date, then I’d forgot all that hand holding stuff and let’s get weird.
2. Emma Watson_______________________________________________________________
This Hollywood nubile is nothing short of walking sex. She has transitioned from a Hogwarts cutie to a LA beauty. Put on that HP outfit girl and I’m gonna put an Amortenitia love spell on you. Tightpantingus Cunnilingus….Poof, you’re mine!
Not much to say about this girl that hasn’t already been said. She’s smoking hot, grounded and seems incredibly cool. This is the doobie every guy looks to marry. I don’t care what you think you want, this is it. The Ponyboy hit it meter has burst off the charts and is now somewhere in outer space. I would love to show her a full moon in the cornfield…that’s the truth!