A couple of weeks ago I accidentally put my iPhone in the washing machine doing laundry extremely hungover. When I realized the clunking was my phone being sloshed around in the suds I quickly ran to the machine and stopped it. My phone was soaked and I thought for sure it was going to be destroyed. I was so pissed, this would be the 3rd iPhone I’ve sacrificed to the party gods. After a long nap I took the phone apart and blow dried the insides. When I put it back together it started working again but had a ton of glitches and I could only take calls on speaker phone. Well last night I went to the Apple store to get a new phone and with a new contract I could get the 5S for $199. The lady asked if I wanted to recycle my old phone. I told her “yeah,” and asked how much it was worth. She then performed a series of tests on the phone and I was sweating bullets waiting for the phone to fill up with static and pixels like it’s been doing every time I use it for the last 2 weeks. The phone performed perfectly and she then told me I could get $140 recycle credit! I’m so happy! My new phone only cost 60 bucks! Unlike last time which cost $700. I got the Apple Care for this new phone, there is no way I’m going through this a fourth time with out some kind of protection. Now check out this cyclist getting pwned!