I’ve always wanted to be a member of a Yacht Club. I’m not sure why but I think it has something to do with the movie Caddyshack and Judge Smails. It just seems awesome to walk around a club in one of those coats and captain hats, drinking martinis, smoking and telling dirty jokes. If you think like me then you will love this next item. It is the Port Noonan Yacht Club Ascot tee. It is awesome! I actually already have the hat so I’m definitely buying this. You guys get one too and we’ll have a Yacht Club party, get drunk and talk about how rich we aren’t.